I’m dressed for my club. It’s the monthly meeting, which is always black tie. This is my version of black tie. I wear the tie on my head, which is perfectly acceptable. Is my fish on straight?
I take the minutes, and drink Montezuma gin cut with Hudson River water. That’s the official club drink. It comes in a fish shaped mug with the name of a deceased member engraved on it. My mug says Eddie Fisher. This club is not just for women.